My glasses are missing…

I took them off last night before going to bed and when I woke up they were nowhere to be found.
I’ve been looking for them all day.
I don’t get it.
No one in the house has seen them.

I guess it’s a good thing I decided to hold on my old frames; the prescription is a little off, but it’s better than nothing.

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

twatbl0ck:

sassysadprincess:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

my old job when i worked at the steakhouse did this. if you told the server you were the DD then you got whatever non alcoholic drinks you wanted for free

Wow America step your fucking game up.

twatbl0ck:

sassysadprincess:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

my old job when i worked at the steakhouse did this. if you told the server you were the DD then you got whatever non alcoholic drinks you wanted for free

Wow America step your fucking game up.

I get out of the shower.

Cat jumps up on sink and leans over and licks my boob.

That’s the most action I’ve had in almost 3 years.

Thanks, cat. 

New Weekly Things!

I’m gonna starting trying to do some weekly stuff on my blog. 
These things may be along the lines of:

  • Weekly shout-out. 
    -will go out to a blog that managed to catch my attention somehow during the week.
  • Weekly life updates
    -not that you watch them anyway, but I think they’re fun.
  • Weekly Truth
    -I will state something about myself that no one probably knows
  • Weekly book/ movie review
    -assuming I get through one book per week, and that I watch a movie that week
  • Weekly fitness update
    - once I get my JP stuff I’ll be able to post more with that, but It’ll be like what I’ve been doing.

Those are just some ideas I have. I’ll start them; we’ll see if I remember to continue with them. 
I’m trying to spice up my blog a little bit, and make a better connection with you lovely followers! =)